Black Sheep

"Oh man...I'm so high...I have no idea what's goin' on..."
"Hey Marcus, the Miami Dolphins want to offer you a contract!"
"The Miami who???"

I knew sooner or later somebody was going to roll the dice and pick up Mike Vick's little brother, but I laughed and laughed when I heard it was the Dolphins. They shove one pot smoker out the front door and another one comes right in the back door. This makes Marcus the fourth QB the Dolphins have brought in, joining Culpepper, Harrington, and pre-season superstar Cleo Lemon. Little Vick is listed as being a QB/WR/SP so basically, they have no idea what to do with him at this time.

Anyway, as far as cases of locker room cancer go, Little Vick is a real dandy. Let's have a look at his college career:

-Arrested for providing booze to three underaged girls
-Arrested for reckless driving and possession of marijuana
-Had sex with a fifteen year old girl
-Flipped the bird to the crowd during a game in West Virginia
-Elbowed West Virginia's coach in the back of the head during the same game
-Intentionally stomped the leg of DE Elvis Dumervil during the 2006 Gator Bowl
-Arrested for misdemeanour charge of driving on a suspended or revoked license
-Charged with 3 counts of brandishing a firearm, 2 days after declaring himself draft eligible

If that's what he can do in college, I can't wait to see him move his shenanigans up to the next level in the pros.