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This photo appeared in the Calgary Herald, and is hilarious. I think it was taken just after Pronger knocked Teemu's ass to the ground.



Now, what could they have been saying at the time? Here are a few suggestions:

Ref: Now I didn't say that you were the 3 stooges, just that you reminded me of them.
Pronger: There is no way that I look anything like either Curly or Shemp!
Horcoff: Horc but pawn in game of life.
D-Wayne: Whoa... I can see up your nose!

"D-Wayne, it's not YOU, it's ME... I just need some space, to get things figured out for myself..."

D-Wayne: "Hey you hoser...that was the last beer eh! They might just kill you."

"PRONGER SMASH!!!!!!!"

Any others?