Blog chain mail

I saw this on Janet Lo's blog and thought it might kill some time.

1.Copy and Paste in your blog
2. BOLD anything true
3. Leave plain anything untrue

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to. (Yeah, I watch it in all my spare time...)
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own lots of books/magazines. (I can't read.)
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I’ve tried marijuana.
009. I’ve watched porn movies. (But I've yet to watch Clockwork Orgy)
010 I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I believe honesty is the best policy.
013. I have freckle free skin. (I've never even thought about this before, so I'm going to say yes. No time to go check.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton. (HAHAHAHA)
015. I curse frequently. (What the fuck are you talking about?)
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Nope. I'm just as dumb and strange as I've always been)
017. I have a hobby.
018. I’ve been told I have a nice butt.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Nope. Just my gun.)
020. I've never broken anyone else's bones. (I wish...)
(Where's 21?)
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (No shame.)
023. I love rain.
024. I’m paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi. (I would rather lick feet)
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside the U.S.
034. I shave my legs. (No, I wax. What the fuck?)
035. I have a twin.
(Where's 36?)
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way I look. (No, I've aged terribly.)
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows. (Only Mike Vick can get away with cornrows)
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be illegal.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot. (I like that this one is 44...)
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I think that I’m popular.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (No, that's just greasy. That's only for members of Lister's joint council.)
053. I love to shop. (I actually hate to shop...)
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (I'm a what?)
057. I’m obsessed with my blog.
058. I don’t hate anyone.
059. I’m a great dancer. (Punch dancing is a dance. Since I'm great at it, it means I'm a great dancer.)
060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. (Who's Desiree Washington? Oh well, Mike Tyson's a very prolific fighter)
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
(Where's 64?)
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I'm not Blobra or Jamie...)
(Where's 66? ARGH!)
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I’ve rejected someone before. (Oh yeah, that's me...I'm a real ladykiller.)
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future either adopted/blood related. (Only if they don't cry or shit their pants...this sounds simple enough, but for a baby it's a hell of a lot to ask.)
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I’ve had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I’m not allergic to anything deadly. (This question is worded funny...but the answer is no. That allergy test said "consider anaphylactic" which doesn't mean shit. I am not deadly allergic to anything. I've never been so certain of anything in my life.)